Yesterday Dave, Andre and I went to the wawa’s up dere Fishtwnnn. Anyway, well first off I forgot to put the emergency break on in my standard car, so as I was pumping gas the car started to slowly drift away. I’m like “yooo” you know?

I went in and got some cash out of the ATM and on my way back to the car, I heard “ahealggd.. ‘adsjg.. (unintelligible) Kite Party!” I turned around, and there was a guy waving to us. He had been at our show the previous night and bought two t-shirts. He was a really nice dude, and just randomly happened to be at the gas station at the same time. I was.. pretty surprised by this whole thing, and just kind of smiled real big, waved, and got into the car.. laughing about the coincidence. I wish I could have sent a love beam to him without being awkward, so this is it I guess. You.. guy with two kite party shirts, feel the love beam.. it was great to see you again, and I’m sorry I didn’t know what to say, I was temporarily smitten by the odds. (may they stay on my side for every game of dice).

Anywho, jappy jolidays ya jabrones.

Russy

- p.s. Creepoid - Horse Heaven is on the list below, Andre just forgot to write it on there because he left his brain in his ass.

-p.p.s. The trolley tracks of Philadelphia broke their spirits when they accidentally collided with Justin’s rock hard collarbone last night, so keep them in your hearts. Philly Bike Punxxxx666